Curse

azzer20 · Sep 14, 2007, 12:10 AM // 00:10

*walks into the bar*
*dodges flying projectiles*
*sits and order a beer*
*takes a stool and smashes it on DIvine Freak*
*takes a line*
*sips beer*

Divine Freak · Sep 14, 2007, 12:13 AM // 00:13

*picks bits of barstool out of hair*
*drinks beer*
*picks up another barstool and returns the favor to azzer*
*steals azzer's beer as soon as the bartender sets it down*
*drinks beer*

azzer20 · Sep 14, 2007, 12:15 AM // 00:15

*I see my stolen beer*
*gets in to a fit of rage*
*takes Divine by his feets*
*throws Divine at Pwned*
*takes 2 beers and drink em quietly*

Divine Freak · Sep 14, 2007, 12:29 AM // 00:29

*gets up off the floor*
*apologizes to pwnd*
*drinks beer*
*sits down on a bar stool and plans something evil to do to azzer*
*drinks beer*

azzer20 · Sep 14, 2007, 12:38 AM // 00:38

*sits and stare at a beautiful lady*
*sips beer in a quiet corner*
*walks to the woman and talks*
*throws her at Divine*

Divine Freak · Sep 14, 2007, 12:41 AM // 00:41

*drinks beer*
*dodges flying person*
*throws person back at azzer*
*throws empty beer bottle at azzer*
*steals another beer*
*drinks beer*
*supresses urge to beat co-worker with Tard Stick for being a hypocrite and a fanboy*

azzer20 · Sep 14, 2007, 12:44 AM // 00:44

*doesn't dodge the beer but tjhe woman*
*jumping into the wihskey distillery*
*gets all wasted*
*takes out shotgun*
*Shoots relentlessly*

Divine Freak · Sep 14, 2007, 12:47 AM // 00:47

*drinks beer*
*hides behind the bar*
*steals another beer*
*starts throwing beer bottles in the air for azzer to practice shooting at*
*drinks beer*

azzer20 · Sep 14, 2007, 12:49 AM // 00:49

*practice shooting*
*hits the bartender*
*says "oh well*
*jump into the bar*
*gets a vodka*
*throw it at Divine*

Divine Freak · Sep 14, 2007, 12:51 AM // 00:51

*drinks beer*
*catches vodka*
*chugs vodka*
"Thanks man."
*goes searching for dinner*

azzer20 · Sep 14, 2007, 12:58 AM // 00:58

*stands in the bar*
*throws vodka for everyone*
*jumps back out*
*sits and sips a beer*

Jumping Is Uselss · Sep 14, 2007, 12:59 AM // 00:59

*siphons gasoline from some car belonging to a drunk*
*pours it into empty bottles*
*stuffs cloth at opening*
*lights on fire*
*tosses bottle*
*waits a couple mins*
*listens to agonizing screams*
*points and laughs while drinking Bacardi 151*

azzer20 · Sep 14, 2007, 01:02 AM // 01:02

*disarms thrown bottle*
*smacked a woman (hence the scream)*
*sips beer again*

Divine Freak · Sep 14, 2007, 06:10 PM // 18:10

*drinks beer*
*breaks out the bag of marshmellows and starts roasting them on the flaming bar patrons*
*wacks flaming bar patron with a stick to stop them from moving and lighting the marshmellow on fire*
*makes a smore*
*eats smore*
*steals another beer*
*drinks beer*